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Disjointed versus

The stick insect grows long and thin,

And feeds on leaves and nectar.

We've got one living in our hedge,

His name is Skinny Hector.

The karo trees with spotty leaves

Are full of bugs and waxeyes.

These birds get high on aphid fly,

And fall down on their backsides.

The telephone rings and rings all day,

I never answer it.

The call ID shows Auntie Gay,

And she's a raving twit.

Myfanwy Davies prim and prudish,

Slipped on the stairs and spilt her goulash.

She didn't say "bum!" or "rotten luck!"

But what she thought was hardly chic.